Broken Hipster EP

Released On December 22, 2023
Sef Idle - Vocals
Chris Parks - Drums
Nic Itz- Guitar/Vocals
Sean Capps - Bass/Vocals
Andy Riot - Guitar

Additional backup vocals - Kevin Shortfuse

Simpul Records

SR016
MY DOG HATES THE UPS GUY

I thought I knew what we were all about
I really thought we had it all figured out
But something changed and I don't know when
And I don't get a chance to try again
Yeah, Something changed and I don't know why
And you refuse to let me back inside

I don't know anything anymore
I don't know anything anymore

Life goes on and things change so much
I didn't see this coming
I never would have guessed

I don't know anything
I don't know anything
I don't know anything anymore
I don't know anything anymore

PARALYZED

You’re stuck in a rut and you want out of it
But you're afraid
A white knuckle grip on all of it
Just paralyzed you can’t let go
You’ve compromised for far too long now

Things change and that's okay
Things just aren’t meant to stay the same
Things change and I'm okay
Start living your life for a new day

Things change and that's okay
Things just aren’t meant to stay the same
Things change and I'm okay
Let's find a new way

Sometimes we hold tight to things we don’t need
Refuse the make a change to relieve anxiety
Sometimes we hold tight to things we don’t need
Refuse the make a change to relieve anxiety

Things change and that's okay
Things just aren’t meant to stay the same
Things change and I'm okay
You're paralyzed

WHAT A GD RIPOFF

No one cares if the job is well done
The media wants to choose who's number one
All we hear are personal attacks
Like the things kids say to be popular
He said this, she did that, did you hear about the thing from 1986.

No one really cares about the truth unless it fits their agenda
The pot won't stop being stirred
Let's find tomorrow's next big story

We're all told who is right and who is wrong
Promoting only things they want us to see
These agendas are getting old
There’s no way just to have an opinion
At least not an opinion of our own
Social media has become our brain

No one really cares about the truth unless it fits their agenda
Let’s shove it down their throat until they believe every word

No one really cares about the truth unless it fits their agenda
Let’s shove it down their throat until they believe every word
The pot will never stop being stirred

THAT DAY'S TODAY

Just take a chance
You’ll never know what happens if you don’t
Give it all you’ve got
If it's worth doing at all, you must be willing to take a fall

Your heart is on the line
So take a look and find
All the things you dream of every day
Stop changing your own mind
Become the person that’s inside
There might just be a day you break away
Live like that day’s today

Set your sights high
There’s no reason not to think you can’t achieve
All of your dreams
Then don’t give up
Don’t ever stop believing in your dreams or in yourself

DAD BODIES

Disfigured and obese
Big appetite, so I eat
I'm a hungry carnivore
I eat dead animals
The food was well prepared
Ate so much that I can’t move
Stomach pains are coming and they strike with demon speed

Dad bodies everywhere
Rib eye steaks and ice-cold beer
I’m feeding my insides
And it’s showing on the outside
Dad bodies everywhere
Dandelions here and there
I’m stressing on the inside
From the yard work I have outside

Mowing lawns without a shirt
So the neighbors get a look
Don’t even close the gate
so the dog can get away
He’s over at the neighbor’s place and pissing on their lawn
“Sorry, Stan, I didn’t even know that he was gone”

Dad bodies everywhere
Rib eye steaks and ice-cold beer
I’m feeding my insides
And it’s showing on the outside
Dad bodies everywhere
Dandelions here and there
I’m stressing on the inside
From the yard work I have outside

The kids are looking at me
I think they’re hungry too
There's nothing
There's no food left for you!

Dad bodies everywhere
Rib eye steaks and ice-cold beer
I’m feeding my insides
And it’s showing on the outside
Dad bodies everywhere
Dandelions here and there
I’m stressing on the inside
From the yard work I have outside

Dad bodies!
Dad bodies!
Dad bodies!